The+New+Magazine

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THE NEW MAGAZINE Month: May Edition Editors: Mike Xi

CONTENTS

Introduction Apolycase Messages

Poem--the Night my Bum turned white Poem--Ha ha ha...What a laugh!

Story: Hayden Snotnose Story: Dragons of the West

Play: Clash of the OCs Play: Ancient Greek Democracy

Epilogue

​ INTRODUCTION

Hello...why are you looking at this magazine?

Hello again. I am the Editor and no-one should know who I am. By the way, the New Magazine is the monthly newsletter for the MH-and-GA-linked wikispace.

My introduction is complete...read on...

APOLYCASE

JOKE OF THE DAY: Where would Piglet look for Winnie the Pooh?

The answer will be in June's copy of the magazine!

MESSAGES

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POEM--THE NIGHT MY BUM TURNED WHITE

Roses are red Sunflowers are yellow Whatever it may be The night I will not forget

I was sleepin' When I had a tingle Down my spine and onto my bum I quickly stepped out of the bed And shone a light on my bum

The bum, in Gosh's sake, was white! Pale, pale Pale, pale It had gone Pality, pality

The night went quickly. I used everything to make my bum reddish From blush, mascara and lipstick To cherry juice and strawberries.

But to make myself content, It was a pleasure. To let go of the wind in my bum!

FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT Did my bum turn ruddy again.

//He he he...what a cheeky poem.//

--Geoffrey La Mcksmimming

POEM--HA HA HA WHAT A LAUGH

Ha ha ha what a laugh!

Did you laugh?

STORY--HAYDEN SNOTNOSE

Hayden was from the royal Snotnose family. His mother was a Queen and his father a Prince (???).